Score: 8

"Addicting..."

submission: The Marble Game

date: May 15, 2006

...but mind-numbingly easy. Currently @ lvl 21 w/ $157,286,400 and counting...

Score: 8

"Another glitch"

submission: Gekisen card game

date: May 7, 2006

First off, awesome game. I have a thing for these card games, especially if I don't have to do the math myself. Anywho, the Tactics cards, where you can discard one or two unwanted cards in your hand; when the computer plays it, the cards you used on your previous turn don't regenerate, it just leaves empty spaces. It's not a major glitch, but it's annoying when you know that that card(s) could have been something that could have helped you.

Score: 5

"Glitch..."

submission: Veteran

date: February 19, 2006

If you hit c and b at the same time, the man drops down below the terrain and just...walks around. I couldn't get it to go back up, either.

Score: 2

"That kinda sucked."

submission: Link vs Ganondorf

date: February 3, 2006

Bad. The animation was subpar, shifting the background back and forth behind the characters doesn't really make them look like they're running, let alone running fast. I'd also recommend spell checking...

Score: 7

"But..."

submission: Punt a Penguin

date: February 3, 2006

What if I don't like penguins?

Score: 7

"Good..."

submission: The Portal Guardian

date: January 22, 2006

..but a bit glitchy, as other people seem to have mentioned. My problem was around the 2nd or 3rd part after the little grey things (which I am assuming to be tiny Foamys) start coming, I beat the level...and then nothing happened. No upgrade screen, no more enemies. The most I could do was shoot blindly into the barren area, which got old fast. I would have kept playing it otherwise. As for the Foamy anger...I just watch it on the IllWillPress site, and get all my other jollies from NG. :D

Score: 7

"Hmmm..."

submission: We Are Robots - Gothbot

date: January 13, 2006

Read Jhonen much? If you don't, then damn, tis a small world after all. I definately see some Jhonen-esque views on the basic psyche of the goth organism...if not, then whatever. You can revel in the knowledge that you share the same opinions as the unnoficial God of comix.

Score: 10

"Death by Pogo stick!"

submission: SoaD - Bounce!

date: January 11, 2006

That was unbelievably, undeniably, indubitably great beyond all belief. It fit with the song extremely well (well, the literal interpretation of the lyrics at least), and it's great you snuck in at least a little innuendo with the stick. I loved what happened to her friends, and my favourite part had to be the bloodshot eyes and the '....WTF?' expression on her face the entire time. All my 5r.

Score: 10

"Aww MAN!"

submission: Would you rather...

date: January 9, 2006

That was great! Hilarious! I love Dane Cook, and I'm a fan of 8-Bit Theatre and FF, so this overall was humourous bliss akin to only dying and taking over hell for 15 minutes! Definately Favourites worthy.

Score: 3

"Ehh."

submission: sheepfleece

date: January 9, 2006

That about sums it up. Frankly that other reviewer's knife pun got more of a laugh out of me than this did. Graphics were good, the voices mildly amusing, but overall it was rather..ehh.